FailFailFailFailWin!
Sat 30 May
|St Michael's Church Hall
A family circus theatre show featuring plenty of fails.... and possibly some wins... with diabolo, hula-hoop and china plate-spinning!


When? Where to?
30 May 2026, 14:00
St Michael's Church Hall, St Michael's Road, Newquay, TR7 1RA
The details...
Groundswell and Carn to Cove are delighted to present...
FailFailFailFailWin!
Don't miss this gem of a family circus show, coming to Newquay.
Mark and Loz are circus performers. But circus is REALLY hard.
FailFailFailFailWin! is a show about not hiding all the "try"s you did that failed.
Uplifting, nurturing and agelessly relevant. Join the adventure and explore what happens inside Loz's brain when she does a big FAIL.
Meet a cast of characters on Loz’s quest: the unkillable Rasputin - naughty nudger and negging
enthusiast, oh and of course Sven Svenstoferson, Sweden's greatest astronaut.
Featuring such fails and possibly wins in the mediums of diabolo, juggling, hulahoop, and an attempt to spin 8 real VERDAGEN ikea plates, retail value £2 each. Total economic jeopardy = £16. Plus shipping.
Age guide: great for 3-10 year olds. Unsuitable for specifically 15 year olds that don't want to come. And we're strict on that
What people are saying...
(a collection of quotes collected by Mark and Loz)... "Good"
6 year old we assume was called Barney, or possibly Jake, jumper with a rocket on it
“By several metrics a passable piece of children’s theater”
New York post sports columnist
“Terrible and mean to owls”
Rival kids show seeking to undermine our inevitable rise to a 6-part netflix series.
“I liked sven stofferson”
All audience members that have ever seen Sven
Find out more about the show here!
Event information...
Venue: St Michael's Church Date: Saturday 30th May Start: 2pm
Doors: 1.30pm
Getting to the event/parking:
There is no parking at the venue, however The Manor Car Park is just opposite the church hall. Newquay Railway Station and Newquay Bus Station are also only a short walk way, so please consider using public transport to get to the event!
Ticket information... There are a range of tickets for this event. We are offering options that make the event widely accessible to people according to their financial means, whilst also encouraging those who can afford to pay a little more to support the work of Groundswell and creative experiences for all in Newquay.
In advance... tickets available up to midday on the day of the event Pay What You Can: CHILD £5 £8 £11 ADULT £7 £10 £13 On the Door... tickets available from 1.30pm at the venue - subject to availability CHILD £9 ADULT £11
With huge thanks to Carn to Cove for their support of this event!
Take a peek...
Tickets
Child in Advance
Sale ends
30 May, 12:00
We are offering ticket options that make the event widely accessible to people according to their financial means - whilst also encouraging those who can afford to pay a little more to support the work of Groundswell to provide creative experiences for all in Newquay.
From £5.00 to £11.00
£5.00
+£0.13 ticket service fee
£8.00
+£0.20 ticket service fee
£11.00
+£0.28 ticket service fee
Adult in Advance
Sale ends
30 May, 12:00
We are offering ticket options that make the event widely accessible to people according to their financial means - whilst also encouraging those who can afford to pay a little more to support the work of Groundswell to provide creative experiences for all in Newquay.
From £7.00 to £13.00
£7.00
+£0.18 ticket service fee
£10.00
+£0.25 ticket service fee
£13.00
+£0.33 ticket service fee
Total
£0.00

